Recycling

[lswot]

.....and so can pigs!

[Henry J]

And bumblebees!

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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Henry J]

Female Jokes

Two women are talking about marriage. One woman says: "I wonder if my husband will love me when my hair is gray."

"Why not? He's loved you through three shades already." Replied her friend.

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har har

[Henry J]

Animal Jokes

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."

(Me-OW!)

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How 'catty' of him.

[Henry J]

Doctors Jokes

After many sessions the psychiatrist says to his patient: Congratulations, Sir, you are cured.

The patient says: Some cure. Before I was Alexander the Great. Now I'm nobody.

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[lswot]

Ah....delusions of grandeur!

[Henry J]

Animal Jokes

Q: What do you call a story told by a giraffe?

A: A tall tale!

(Giraffe wanna cracker?)

[lswot]

*groan*

[Xjmt]

Ah....delusions of grandeur!

[Xjmt]

*groan*

[lswot]

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[Henry J]

Business Jokes

Job Interview Question

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.

He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."

Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

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