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Xjmt
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Re: Recycling
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by Xjmt » Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:12 pm
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by Henry J » Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:28 am
Well of course they groaned... after all, it was sort of like being up a creek without a paddle. Or a canoe.
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by Xjmt » Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:29 am
Henry J wrote:Well of course they groaned... after all, it was sort of like being up a creek without a paddle. Or a canoe.
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by lswot » Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:38 am
Xjmt wrote:
Henry J wrote:Well of course they groaned... after all, it was sort of like being up a creek without a paddle. Or a canoe.
Ditto
Look out Henry.....


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by Henry J » Mon Jul 21, 2014 11:28 am
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by lswot » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:25 pm
Smart choice


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"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
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by Henry J » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:44 pm
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
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"Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important."
George Eliot, (1819-1880)
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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by lswot » Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:50 am

lswot
eccl 2:13
"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
......Thomas Jefferson......
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by Henry J » Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:51 pm
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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by Henry J » Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:34 pm
IT'S TIME TO DIET AND EXERCISE WHEN...
...you try to do a few push-ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.
...you get winded just saying the words "six-kilometer run."
...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor.
...you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.
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by Henry J » Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:51 pm
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. (George Burns)
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. (Woody Allen)
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him "Be fruitful and multiply". But not in those words . . . . . (Woody Allen)
If only God would give me some sign...a clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. (Selections from the Allen Notebooks, New Yorker)
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate. (Woody Allen)
If you want to make GOD Laugh, tell him your future plans. (Woody Allen)
Those are my principles, if you don't like them...... I have others." (Groucho Marx)
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by Henry J » Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:20 pm
It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my way on, but no one would budge, although there was ample room in the back. Then the bus driver took over.
"Excuse me, Ladies and Gentlemen," he shouted. "Will all the beautiful, smart people please move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly stupid people stay up front?"
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by lswot » Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:51 pm
That's tellin' 'em

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"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
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by Henry J » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:42 pm
Absotively!
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by Henry J » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:45 pm
How is a man like a used car?
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
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Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
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