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Henry J wrote:Never iron a 4 leaf clover, you don't want to press your luck...

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lswot wrote:

Henry J wrote:Never iron a 4 leaf clover, you don't want to press your luck...

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Glad you liked it!

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(Serious groaner. Esp. if you don't like chicken jokes. )

Brewster the Rooster

My Uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

My uncle kept records, and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the stew pot and was replaced.
Now this took an awful lot of time. So my uncle got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now he could sit and fill out an efficiency report by listening to the sound of the bells.

My uncle's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was but his bell had not rung all morning. Uncle John went to investigate. Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing.

Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up to a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Uncle John was so proud, he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges awarded Brewster two prizes,

1) The No Bell Prize

and

2) The Pullet Surprise.

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(What, no Oscar, Emmy, or Tony? )

(Remember, a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Probably trying to get away from Brewster. Or from Col. Reba, whichever. )

Henry J wrote:Glad you liked it!

Dreamer

Henry J wrote:*****

(Serious groaner. Esp. if you don't like chicken jokes. )

Brewster the Rooster

My Uncle John was in the fertilized egg business when I was young. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and 8 roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

My uncle kept records, and any rooster or pullet that didn't perform well went into the stew pot and was replaced.
Now this took an awful lot of time. So my uncle got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now he could sit and fill out an efficiency report by listening to the sound of the bells.

My uncle's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was but his bell had not rung all morning. Uncle John went to investigate. Several roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing.

Brewster had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up to a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Uncle John was so proud, he entered him in the county fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges awarded Brewster two prizes,

1) The No Bell Prize

and

2) The Pullet Surprise.

*****

(What, no Oscar, Emmy, or Tony? )

(Remember, a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Probably trying to get away from Brewster. Or from Col. Reba, whichever. )

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What happened when a criminal fell in the ocean?

There was a crime wave.

What did the egg in the monastery say?
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"Out of the frying-pan, into the friar."

Counselor:

Now this is a dogwood tree

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Camper:

How can you tell?
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Counselor:

By its bark.

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(Woof!)

Henry J wrote:Counselor:

Now this is a dogwood tree

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Camper:

How can you tell?
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Counselor:

By its bark.

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(Woof!)

Ok....that was pretty good.

What

do you get

when you cross

an elephant

with a kangaroo?

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Earthquakes in Australia.

OK, that's cute!

Xjmt wrote:OK, that's cute!

Not bad.....

So,

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what

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has 4 wheels

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and flies?

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A garbage truck.

Why

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did the kid

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study

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in the airplane?
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Because he wanted a higher education!

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(Or did he simply want to study plane geometry? )