Recycling

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:30 am

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 11:23 am

A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer "Dear Harold," ........ "

At this, dad interrupted and said, "Wait a minute, How come you called God, Harold?"

The little boy looked up and said, "That's what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, ""Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name."""

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sun Dec 06, 2015 6:10 pm

cute

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Mon Dec 07, 2015 7:15 pm

Marriage Jokes

Husband: Why can't you make bread like my mother?
Wife: I would if you could make dough like your father!

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 11:07 am

Logical .......

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:30 pm

Judges Jokes

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, "then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?"
"Yes, your honor."
"And why was that?"
"Because my wife wanted a dress."
The judge check with his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!"
"Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times."

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:12 am

Tsk Tsk.........

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 2:29 pm

Here come de judge?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:20 pm

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles)

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Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:07 pm

Marriage Jokes

Husband: Don't put that money in your mouth. There are germs on it.
Wife: Don't be silly. Even a germ can't live on the money you make.

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:52 am

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:38 pm

The high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first coach slept with Daryl and came to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loud, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the morning,same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I was wide awake, watching him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football-player type of man's man. Next morning, he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.

"Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said,"Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. Then He watched Me all night long."

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:47 pm

Oh my

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:43 pm

Entertainment Jokes

One guy to another; they say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. Don't believe it! My wife has been all three, and I couldn't see any difference.

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 6:11 pm

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