Recycling

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"A good pun is its own reword."

Keep trying you'll make it someday.

[Henry J]

[Henry J]

LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)

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The law of buttered toast: It will always land on the buttered side

[Xjmt]

The key phrase is "good pun".

[lswot]

Check this out......

https://youtu.be/dXyQ92SPWds

[Henry J]

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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[Henry J]

The key phrase is "good pun".

A good pun is one that I say. A bad pun is one that somebody else says.

[Henry J]

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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[Henry J]

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Cole's Law: Finely sliced cabbage.

O'Toole's Commentary On Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.

Corollary to Wilson's Law: If you find a TV show you like, it will get canceled.

Corollary to Brown's Law: If it tastes good, it's either expensive, bad for you, or fattening.

Corollary to Cole's Law: Lettuce end this post, since it has had its salad days.

[Henry J]

Scifi Jokes

I heard this story in the late seventies. Just prior to a manned launch an insect was heard in the superstructure of the rocket. The risk analysis and decision had to be made to launch or to delay the launch and purge the insect. The risk was negligible so the rocket launch. The insect was dubbed the Gemini Cricket.

Charles

(Jiminy! )

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Who knew?

[Henry J]

The Shadow?

[lswot]

Ah, yes......hmmmm, you must be older than I thought.