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Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:13 pm

Chow Mein; another US creation of an oriental dish. :drink:

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:48 pm

Well that's a disorienting thought!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 6:51 pm

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do. . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
[Nah, those guys wouldn't be hiding in mail boxes!]

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
[But how much dirtier would it be, if the sponges weren't wiping it up?]

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
[On the other hand...]

Clones are people two.
[Or three, or four...]

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
[Is he just out on a limb?]

Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK.
[And back up your disk first]

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
[Mumble, mumble...]

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
[What a shocking thought!]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
[Neither is deja vu!]

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:09 am

"Clones are people two."

There's a BBC series: Orphan Black that is about Clones. They are currently repeating season one I don't think the second season starts till next year, some time. It's very good. I'm watching the repeat and it is just as gripping as when it first aired.
To find out more....Go to http://www.bbcamerica.com

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:38 pm

Think "honk" if you're telepathic.
[Beep beep!]

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
[people with that problem could be beside themselves!]

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
[Let's have no moo of that!]

I went for a walk last night and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
[Are we there yet?]

So what's the speed of dark?
[Beware the dark side of the force!]

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
[Grunt!]

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
[Nee deep!]

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
[Squeak!]

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lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:48 am

Clever.....

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:03 am

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
[Bubblewrap?]

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
[Don't make them angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.]

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
[I've heard that lions that the same problem.]

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
[Rats!]

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
[Never underestimate human stupidity!]

How come abbreviated is such a long word?
[Want the short answer?]

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
[Or looked at from another angle, it could be just a matter of degree.]

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
[Egg rolls, maybe?]

*****

Henry

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Sat Oct 05, 2013 4:57 pm

lswot wrote:"Clones are people two."

There's a BBC series: Orphan Black that is about Clones. They are currently repeating season one I don't think the second season starts till next year, some time. It's very good. I'm watching the repeat and it is just as gripping as when it first aired.
To find out more....Go to http://www.bbcamerica.com

We recently saw this on DVD because we couldn't find it located anywhere on our TV ached.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:35 am

Xjmt wrote:
lswot wrote:"Clones are people two."

There's a BBC series: Orphan Black that is about Clones. They are currently repeating season one I don't think the second season starts till next year, some time. It's very good. I'm watching the repeat and it is just as gripping as when it first aired.
To find out more....Go to http://www.bbcamerica.com
We recently saw this on DVD because we couldn't find it located anywhere on our TV ached.

So what did you think?

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:53 am

Interesting Golf Quotes:

** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter, pro bowler

** My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
- Bruce Lansky

** Have you ever notices what golf spells backwards?
- Al Bolska

** We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
- Bruce Lansky

** If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
- Dean Martin

** I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett

** I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford

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Henry

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:10 pm

FORE!!!!!

Henry J · Post by **Henry J** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:43 pm

FIVE!

Xjmt · Post by **Xjmt** » Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:44 pm

"Orphan Black" is excellent. I do hope they produce more episodes.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:17 am

Xjmt wrote:"Orphan Black" is excellent. I do hope they produce more episodes.

They will.....not sure when.....maybe next Spring? I'll have to check.

lswot · Post by **lswot** » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:26 am

lswot wrote:
Xjmt wrote:"Orphan Black" is excellent. I do hope they produce more episodes.
They will.....not sure when.....maybe next Spring? I'll have to check.

Yes...April 2014

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